I used to be a plate of spaghetti, now I'm a plague of spaghetti
08/31???/2012: I can't get enough ribcages.
08/30/2012: Every day is PIZZA DINNER NIGHT!
08/29/2012: My past tense is your future tense.
08/28/2012: Como se dice corbata en Espanol?
08/27/2012: Superman is both bird and plane.
08/26/2012: My beard is starting to hitch.
08/25/2012: I'M ILLEGITIMATELY SCARED
08/24/2012: Do I love you or do I love money?
08/23/2012: Jesus is more perfect than my speling.
08/22/2012: I'm powered by extreme fruit flavor.
08/21/2012: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE BLINKING.
08/20/2012: I'm neither alert nor focused.
01/08/2012: Say no to peppercorns.
12/25/2011: As a Christmas present for all the nice children, I give you the lukerpig.com Archives!
12/24/2011: Never forget that I'm made of atoms
12/23/2011: Depicted: My Favorite Dead Dictator
12/21/2011: Won't You Come
10/22/2011: Oh yeah, I have over 13 gods!
10/18/2011: It's sure to stun you
10/17/2011: Can you imagine such a fate?
10/16/2011: Follow lukerpig.com on Twitter!
10/15/2011: I can't eat when I'm upset :(
10/14/2011: Birds of a whatever, flock together.
10/13/2011: Don't call it a Comebackbackbackbackbackback
10/12/2011: Please don't get too upset
10/11/2011: KNOCK KNOCK!
10/10/2011: WHO'S THERE?
10/09/2011: Follow lukerpig.com on Facebook!
10/08/2011: But Z?
04/20/2011: Candy and Spice make me NICE!
05/19/2011: Free Our Souls From Fritos
04/13/2011: Splendor and Ruckus... ahoy
04/12/2011: I'm going foreward
04/11/2011: I'm going backward
04/10/2011: George Michael ain't nothing to mess with
04/09/2011: Would I ever be so bold?
03/24/2011: Never Warp through time
03/23/2011: Up Up And Away :(
03/22/2011: Don't know, don't hesitate to destroy!
03/21/2011: Lemons taste like sugar!
03/20/2011: When's the last time you asked yourself the hard questions?
03/19/2011: My my, Miss American Spliggit
03/18/2011: Don't wait til you're done reading this sentence to click this link.
11/19/2010: Don't huff too much glue, now!
09/24/2010: Why Ford. Why Now.
09/20/2010: Who hasn't heard of The Candy Man?
07/05/2010: Girls like Larry because he doesn't play by the rules
07/04/2010: Is that a big pile of Zoot Canoes?
07/03/2010: Have you ever wondered about the consequences?
07/02/2010: Do click this link if you like EXPLOSIONS
07/01/2010: Don't click this link if you hate having fun
06/30/2010: They hate you, you're a vegetable
06/29/2010: Nobdy does it half as good as you
06/28/2010: Does anybody else feel a bit queezee?
06/27/2010: Good lord, is that a hamster or a donkey?
06/26/2010: You have some nerve, mister!
06/25/2010: Smile, it's your lucky day!
06/23/2010: Today is the day we all die a little more :)
06/22/2010: Don't let him get away with it!
06/21/2010: THIS LINK FOR PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY
06/19/2010: Yrotsed Him!
06/18/2010: He sees you when you're sleeping...
06/15/2010: Destruction Mode: Terminate
06/14/2010: The newest specimen to the Brett Hull Zoo!
06/12/2010: No hurry, Exxon!
06/11/2010: One in the sink, two in the think.
05/29/2010: Don't get caught without one!
05/23/2010: Scurvey Dogg doesn't take kindly to your no-nonsense attitude
05/21/2010: The plight of those with four tearducts
05/20/2010: PUT YOUR RAISINS BACK IN YOUR FOOD
05/18/2010: Don't look now, but I'm not wearing any overalls
03/19/2009: DJ hopes you feel FANTASTIC
03/18/2009: Before There Was DVDasaurus...
03/17/2009: I'm Magically Delicious
03/14/2009: Feast Your Eyes Upon THAT!
03/13/2009: It's like we're backtracking to yesterdimension
03/12/2009: Have yourself a lick of beer pudding
03/11/2009: I have your spare tractor
03/09/2009: Do You Have Stairs?
03/08/2009: I AM THE GREATEST
03/03/2009: Will you be his neighbor?
03/02/2009: I pity your armpits
02/26/2009: Smile! You're on TELEMUNDO!
11/11/2008: He has come
11/09/2008: Steven Hawkings has the Bongos
11/08/2008: A "mature" rendition of Three Blind Mice
11/07/2008: Bow to your new leader
11/06/2008: SHOCKING NEWS FROM NINTENDO THAT'S REAL
11/02/2008: You won't like me when I'm Fergalicious.
11/01/2008: AND THE ANGELS SANG!
10/30/2008: One in the hand is worth nothing to Bush
10/28/2008: Where is your God now?
10/27/2008: Fo Shizzlez!
10/26/2008: It's time to FEEL GOOD!
4/10/2008: Nice To Meet You!
4/09/2008: One Size Fits All hyperspheres!
2/22/2008: ¿Cómo se dice "Zebra" en español?.
12/10/2007: Come, let us adore him.
12/05/2007: It's the inside that counts.
12/03/2007: Supersoak that hoe.
11/28/2007: Cocaine is a powerful drug.
11/27/2007: Go America!!
11/26/2007: WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!
11/23/2007: That's NO GOOD!
11/22/2007: GOBBLE GOBBLE!
11/20/2007: This is the wonderment-amazement bar.
7/01/2007: A Grab-bag of FUN!
6/22/2007: George Bush flipping us the bird!
6/19/2007: Woah, Ostrich!
6/18/2007: America's favorite Man-Turkey!
6/17/2007: SCGified Stuff!
6/16/2007: Bad Jpgs!
6/15/2007: Lukerpig lives.
6/14/2007: I Love Jimmy Wales!